• "I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, boss second. Probably entertainer third."
    Ricky Gervais playing David Brent
  • "Next contestant, Mrs. Sybil Fawlty from Torquay. Specialist subject - the bleeding obvious."
    John Cleese playing Basil Fawlty
  • "What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked. "
    Jerry Seinfeld
  • "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."
    Chico Marx